Hot Damn!
I am the following things:
Nerd
Pervert
Cat-Lover
Amateur Photographer
Lady
Mildly Amusing
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For real, she’s frightening. Every time I see a picture of her, I feel like she’s looking into my soul…with intentions on eating it.
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He also repeatedly voted to deny military women the right to have abortions at military hospitals, even if they paid for it themselves, and cited “biological problems” as his reason for opposing women’s right to join the military.
As president, Gingrich has said he would try to defund Planned Parenthood and eliminate the entire Title X program, which provides non-abortion family planning services for millions of low-income women across the country.Newt Gingrich obviously knows what’s best for my lady parts.
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Observe the evidence:
- Wants to repeal child labor laws
- Promises an American moon base by the end of his second term (while we have a $15 trillion deficit and the economy is still trying to recover)
- Stands for “family values” while he left wife #1 while she was dying of breast cancer for wife #2, then left wife #2 after she was diagnosed with MS for wife #3, not before asking wife #2 for an open marriage though, because he’s a gentleman.
- Referred to questioning about his marital infidelities as “despicable”
- Has been accused of corruption in the past
Between him and Santorum’s verbal diarrhea, I keep on expecting Ashton Kutcher jump out at one of the debates and yell “You got PUNKED!”.
