Observe the evidence:

  • Wants to repeal child labor laws
  • Promises an American moon base by the end of his second term (while we have a $15 trillion deficit and the economy is still trying to recover)
  • Stands for “family values” while he left wife #1 while she was dying of breast cancer for wife #2, then left wife #2 after she was diagnosed with MS for wife #3, not before asking wife #2 for an open marriage though, because he’s a gentleman.
  • Referred to questioning about his marital infidelities as “despicable”
  • Has been accused of corruption in the past

Between him and Santorum’s verbal diarrhea, I keep on expecting Ashton Kutcher jump out at one of the debates and yell “You got PUNKED!”.

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