wherestheoffbutton:

I’d be ashamed to call her my daughter.

Man, I guess I should throw all three of my degrees away and quit my high-paying job. I didn’t realize I was supposed to be shopping and getting my nails done while my rich husband works. I don’t even have a rich husband…I’m such a shitty woman.

wherestheoffbutton:

I’d be ashamed to call her my daughter.

Man, I guess I should throw all three of my degrees away and quit my high-paying job. I didn’t realize I was supposed to be shopping and getting my nails done while my rich husband works. I don’t even have a rich husband…I’m such a shitty woman.

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