February 2012
January 2012
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jeremyhappens:
What if instead of awkwardly waiting for things you could just make out with someone and that was socially acceptable.
Waiting for class to start? Just make out.
Waiting in the check out line? Check some hottie out instead. And then make out with them.
Screw single file lines, pair up and y’know…get acquainted with a stranger’s tongue.
That’s a world I’d like to...
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swearfu replied to your quote: He also repeatedly voted to deny military women…
He shouldn’t be allowed to run a family, much less a country. Him winning any polls makes it hard not to assume the republican party has no intelligence.
He’s winning polls because he’s not Mitt Romney. If he becomes president, I might have to defect, I like having rights a little too much.
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Holy shit I need to calm down. For real. It’s a first date, not brain surgery.
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“He also repeatedly voted to deny military women the right to have abortions at...”
– Huffington Post
Newt Gingrich obviously knows what’s best for my lady parts.
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The good part of spending my Saturday feeling like shit: getting to laze around my house instead of dealing with this at work.
The bad part of spending my Saturday feeling like shit: having to spend my day lazing around my house.
Seriously, it’s the first Saturday that’s warm enough to spend at the beach which is only a mile away from my house, and im on my couch hating the world....
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swearfu replied to your post: I’m so nervous about asking this boy out. I must…
Indeed, if you’re nervous it means you care, so you should totally go for it
I will, I just need to locate my lady-balls and make the move.
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I’m so nervous about asking this boy out.
I must like him.
Uh oh.
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Government: Here's some money!
Me: Money? Awesome!
Government: JK! LOLZ!
WA WA WAAAA
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Newt Gingrich HAS to be fucking with us
Observe the evidence:
Wants to repeal child labor laws
Promises an American moon base by the end of his second term (while we have a $15 trillion deficit and the economy is still trying to recover)
Stands for “family values” while he left wife #1 while she was dying of breast cancer for wife #2, then left wife #2 after she was diagnosed with MS for wife #3, not before asking wife #2...
