March 2011
OF COURSE...
My homework is due tomorrow.
OF COURSE it’s from the textbook.
OF COURSE the bookstore was closed 20 minutes early on the day that I need to buy it.
OF COURSE. WHY THE HELL NOT.
February 2011
“You know how I know you’re gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says “I love it when balls are in my face”
—this one was always my favorite.
