I think I out-classed you, Trishie.
I’m not one of those people who feels the need to share thier daily lives with tumblr, however, yesterday was special. It began with a trip to Ft. Lauderdale, on the way back from which, my roommate/best friend and I were on I-95, she was driving and I was keepin’ it real in the passenger seat, then in the lane next to us, there was a man on a crotch rocket…naturally, I checked him out a little. He noticed this, and for the next few miles kept up with us, whenever we slowed down so did he, we sped up, he did the same. Danielle noticed this and pointed it out, to which I replied, “He wants my dick, in and around his mouth, mostly in, he doesn’t like to be teased.” About 10 seconds after I say this, I look over and see that this sentiment was apparently true, as our motorbike friend started to, um, invite his penis to a little hand party. While looking at us. And smiling. Basically, this man was masturbating while piloting a motorcycle on the highway at about 75 MPH, for us. After that, I napped and then finished off my day by playing about 2 hours of hide and seek. Are you jealous of my life? You should be.