beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Broccoli chicken mac and cheese - lightened up comfort food made in just 15 minutes!…RECIPE

ghostfring:

charlie, i do a backflip every single day of my life

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

khthonios:

digitintheremisterspock:

thesassylorax:

spatscolombo:

Spock’s got moves; deal with it.

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live long and get some

damn spock u got hella game

fugaazi:

thecrustychicano:

punk rock scenes in a nutshell


Pretty much

fugaazi:

thecrustychicano:

punk rock scenes in a nutshell

Pretty much

omgbuglen:

The truth behind narwhals.

omgbuglen:

The truth behind narwhals.

A message from Anonymous
i like a straight boy what do i do
A reply from toinfinityandbooyonce

ok rent a van with some friends and drive up to him and have a hot girl flash her boobs and say she’ll pay him to have sex with her blindfolded in the van but they gon film it and when he’s blindfolded you come out and suck his dick then he gon take off the blindfold and push you away and be all I ain’t gay and camera man will say we’ll pay you a thousand dollars to fuck this kid and he will and then you drop him off somewhere and speed off without paying him it works every time

gymleaderkyle:

a tale as old as time